Hey there, hey

Hey there, you

I owe you, a new tattoo

And not just that, a digital pack

Packed to the brim, would ya look at that?

What's that, you say?

The sun's in your eyes?

Well, I might just have the right surprise

I know your gifts aren't actually here

For that I'm sorry, and owe you a beer

Just know I hold you near and dear

(P.S.: this website's yours, and you've got my ear)

Seriously, though -- let's break it down

This site represents.. our love, and jown

It's here forever, for the world to see

As long as I pay my $8.53

Per year, per chance, per silly happenstance

Throughout it all, only you can make me dance

It's tech, it's love

Oh shit, it's quarter of'

I'd better get goin'

Don't wanna miss my lovey dove 🕊